fuckyeahlanterncorps: Hal’s not big on current events. You are not Batman…

fuckyeahlanterncorps:

Hal’s not big on current events.

You are not Batman…

(Source: ryanmholt)

nah, its a constant thing that people don’t really care.

nah, its a constant thing that people don’t really care.

(Source: scottzzzz)

Its not what but if they actually do

Its not what but if they actually do

(Source: d0pe-dre4mer)

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

… Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Those restroom moment when…

Goes inside restroom.

Sees someone in a school girl uniform.

Backtrack to check, didn’t go into the wrong room.

Its a dude.

That awkward moment when your dad asks you if you’re inviting anyone, stressing next if you have chicks… and you just sit there saying no.

A night of Epic shit.

towritecomicsonherarms: cyanidedaze: So every time Nightcrawler teleports, the word “BAMF” appears in the smoke. This is supposed to be the sound that his teleportation makes, right? Like his onomatopoeia? But those letters also stand for Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Is this just a coincidence, or a frequent reminder that Nightcrawler is himself, a bad ass mother fucker? yes yes.

towritecomicsonherarms:

cyanidedaze:

So every time Nightcrawler teleports, the word “BAMF” appears in the smoke. This is supposed to be the sound that his teleportation makes, right? Like his onomatopoeia? But those letters also stand for Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Is this just a coincidence, or a frequent reminder that Nightcrawler is himself, a bad ass mother fucker?

yes

yes.